But, but, if I capture the free-range literature then it is no longer free-range. I'll be compromising its very essence! I cannot let that happen.
I didn't realize that Amazon doesn't sell actual literature, if I was so inclined to want to buy it. Hmm, news to me.
All the English teachers I know that say that any reading is good for you, no matter what you are reading, are evidently wrong, too. I'll have to let them know to limit their own personal reading to literature, too.
