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Old 05-25-2015, 09:15 PM   #26076
Hitch
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Now available: Cat hair -- by the bale!

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Wow your friends and family with stunning stocking stuffers!

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Pooh:

You have my sincere, heartfelt sympathies. I keep wondering if I can convince my two Maine Coons to let me vacuum them, with one of those "pet grooming" attachments. This time of year, with long-haired anythings--cats like you and I have, dogs like Charlie, or equines, like some of our other MR'ers, man, it's just fuzz-city. One of my big questions is, how the hell does cat hair GET into closed tubes of mascara, anyway????

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