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And so the thread necromancer attempts to wrest not one, but two threads from their deep slumber. Using dark and dangerous arts known only to the least skilled and untravelled, he starts his work, fortified only with Ardberg and shortbread....
The story so far:
A long time ago, in a thread that was not far, far away, LazyScot stumbled into the Lounge. For reasons lost in the mists of posts, he sought to form an escape committee, which met with something between skepticism and disbelief. But he persisted, despite the best attempts of medical staff, several mental breakdowns and an unfortunate encounter with a Pandaborg Sedan. Eventually, he explained that what was planned was a shopping trip.... And so, after a slight accident, he found the super secret escape tunnel.
Thus it came to pass that LazyScot, Zelda, Nekokami and two Pandaborg descended into the batcave (the Pandaborg had a slight wardrobe mishap with the BatPoles, and became know as Pandaborg-B and Pandaborg-R and departed on the BatPickUp, ablely navigated by the BatAI and the BatSatNav. Their trials and tribulations are many and varied: they acquired genetically engineered llamas with camouflage coats from the Knights of Literature (whose establishment was destroyed by the Pandaborg in a diversionary operation, that resulted in the first of a sequence of acutelations boosted the Pandaborg numbers), and eventually found their way to the shopping mall, which they promptly emptied with the aid of an arboath smokie and some high-kicking moves of the llamas in response to a comment about a Jane Austen novel.
And if you don't believe me, go back and read it all.....
So, will our intrepid shoppers survive? Will they make it back with the shopping? With all the shopping? In time for the upcoming festivities?
And what makes you think that I have the faintest idea what the answers to any of these questions?
All these questions and less may be answered in the coming posts....
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