Gosh, it's like some ridiculous action film in here lately!
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
*Solitaire1 is ready to assist the chicken hawks in getting the chickens. As instructed, the chicken hawks carry him high in the sky and let him go. Solitaire1 steers himself as he falls and targets the flak door that PoohBear closed. [...]
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You do realize that is a high-risk lifestyle you are leading, and you will probably rue that one day?
And you are even asking a hawk to pick you up and drop you on heavy surfaces. Need I remind the turtle that birds of prey are quite known for picking up turtles and dropping them on rocks to crack open their shells and eat them?
It is a major plotline of
Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett -- so surely people here must've heard of it.
