You peeps are way ahead of me because I thought that books got off track way back around the 5th Century when some clowns started wanting them to be illuminated. Then came the block books and other illustrated books and more recently, fancy this, they started putting these new fangled photographs in them

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Now we also have these ebooky things that are printed on paper that one cannot see, the print just floats around on things they call "screens"

. What's wrong with good old vellum, or even paper (as long as it is white!!!)?
And, heaven forbid, you're all arguing about having movies in books now; frankly, I can't see how those will work for us 'cos we, like many, don't have anyone here who knows how to play the piano in the dark while the movie is running.