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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
I'm contemplating quitting my job and opening VR's Bed & Bacon - some place where the out-of-towners can stay when they come to visit The Lounge. Since no one is really quite sure where The Lounge is located, that would include all of us. Of course, that makes it problematic finding a good location for said B&B. But anyway, I was thinking of offering cozy couches for sleeping (the first B) and, of course, hearty bacon breakfasts (the second B). Doughnuts would be offered to the vegetarian guests in lieu of bacon (and I get what you don't eat).
But I wanted it to be a really special place by adding a few extras. Like loaner eink liseusesueseuses (whatever) for all guests. These, the eink.....things, would be preloaded with all your favorite Vera stories. There would be plentiful snacks handy including lots of chocolate and, in the evening, we would offer plenty of Zany Carter Deluxes and Zany Carter Patricias. I'm not sure, but I might want to limit the number of those per day per guest. Maybe we'll just leave one per guest next their pillow as a nighty night treat.
But then there should be special programs for different days of the week. For example, I was thinking of Trebuchet Tuesdays where we would give practical instructions on how to design, construct, and operate these incredible devices to launch all sorts of objects (but not pirate ninja squirrels). We might even have a contest each week. Oh, by the way, clotted cream would definitely NOT be served on Tuesdays so as to avoid any mishaps. I haven't worked out the other specials for the other days of the week. And I'm still considering furnishings, decor, amenities, etc.
So whaddaya think? Should I go ahead and quit my job now and start?
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Hmmm.... I'd recommend against Panama, too much pollution. (I have friends from there.) California has too many taxes. Hawaii...Too expensive and nobody'd want to stay around the house and read anyway... Florida, too many hurricanes... How about Corpus Christi, Texas. Beach on one side and plenty of scrub for target practice on the other.