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Little known facts: Marquis de Sade was inspired to write Justine after trying on various ties at a local tailor shop. Mary I of England murdered Protestants not because of their religious beliefs, but for their perceived fondness for high heels. And Stalin's reign of terror coincided with the period in which his cleaners began putting too much starch in his shirts. Don't bother checking these claims with Snopes.com because I have it on good authority that they're paid puppets of the Fashion Police.
Would I lie to you?
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