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Originally Posted by Mindy
Hmmm, I'd be moving 'em out of Switzerland if I were you, maybe Bahamas or Dutch Antilles, what with everything (wink as good as a nod and all that)
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It's okay, it's all just a front, and a funnel through to other dimensional and financial anomalies (a.k.a. "spaghetti banking", named after its convolutions and its God). At one stage all deposits are converted from Indonesian Rupiah into warehoused stockpiles of bellybutton lint, then a factory full of fresh fairy bread, then temporarily back into a controlling share of the Roman Catholic Church...but I've said too much.
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