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What bee can never be understood? ...
A mumble-bee.
What do you call a bull asleep on the ground? ...
A bulldozer.
What do you call a sick crocodile? ...
An illigator.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee? ...
A chew chew train.
Why don't bananas sunbathe? ...
Because they'd peel.
Did you hear about the leopard who had a bath every day? ...
He's spotless.
What do hedgehogs have for lunch? ...
Prickled onions.
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