Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Donald R. Broyles
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Smashwords
You wanna be a writer? You want to right the most relishing proze imaginable? (If you're an Indy writer, it is important to have a huge number of misspelled words. Using the wrong word also helps. After all, it's the reader's job to spot those errors! It's your job to write!)
Now it can be told: A completeeely free shirt story just for you, because after fixin' dinner for the kids, unpluggiN' that stopped-up toilett, and putting cream on that nasty rash that erupted in the most unwanted of places last night, you just gotta write. Why?
ANYONE CAN BE A WRITER.
YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT.
This humorous short story, in the form of a query letter, is available from Smashwords:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/540123