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Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus!
What do sheep say to Santa?
Seasons bleatings!
Where do polar bears go to vote?
At the North Poll
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come !
What does Santa Claus write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !
How do witches tell the time?
With a witch-watch!
If I'm standing at the North Pole, facing the South Pole, and the East is on my left hand, what's on my right hand?
Fingers!
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