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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
Ig-"glue"!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Which dog is the most expensive of all?
A dear hound!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
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