Well, of course you have!
Hasn't everyone at one time or another? If you think about it, you'll realize that you have, too.
I remember the time that I.....well, I can't really tell anyone right now, but let me tell you, it was the most astonishing.....Well, all I can say is that I know you'd more than likely agree with me.
In fact, if I told you, you'd be laughing like me.
Don