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Originally Posted by eschwartz
You stored spices inside your shell? How... daring.
I hope those flamethrowers you pointed at yourself don't go off, since you are already spiced. 
If it does, your force field might even contain the blast!  |
Actually, the flamethrowers are pointed away from me. Like my hero, Gamera, they let me turn into a flying disc when needed.
I also have a store of one of the most devastating materials known to humans: Limburger cheese. No chicken would be able to handle the pungent scent, and it's likely that a chicken would rather go into the kitchen rather than face it.