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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*chicken pops open another Guinness*
Still waiting for the pitter patter of those widdle turtle feets ....
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Originally Posted by AprilHare
So many decisions.
Delicious turtle soup, or delicious BBQ turtle?
Eaten in shell or keep shell as garnish?
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When will the turtles come? Only the turtles know.
In preparation, I temporarily returned to my off-kilter scientist persona and created all kinds of wonderful "toys" for my turtle persona to store in my shell (he included TARDISic technology), including:
- A stocked spice rack, with all of the spices needed for delicious chicken.
- A set of flamethrowers (one on each leg), perfect for instant fried chicken.
- A complete library of cookbooks.
- A jet engine (perfect for high speed travel).
- A force field generator, offering complete protection from everything up to a 16-(non-Metric) ton weight.
I think I'm just about ready.
