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What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
Go to a re-tail-shop
What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"I don't like sprouts"
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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