So, I'm back at work. No more fever. I still have a bit of chest congestion. Anyway, this happened...
Co-worker: *cough* *cough*
Me: Oh, no. You, too?
Co-worker: Oh, I've been sick for two weeks. I just took _______ and came in. *I forget the name of the OTC med*
Me: You never had a fever or anything?
Co-worker: I didn't check.
Me: Die.
(obviously I didn't say the last thing)
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