Post your REALLY bad christmas jokes here, so that Zelda can have a good christmas
What do angry mice send each other?
Cross-mouse cards!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A polar bare!
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine!
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?
A mistle-"toad"!
What do lions sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!