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Originally Posted by Sparrow
What do vegetarian cannibals eat?
Swedes 
('Human beans' is another hilarious answer; as is 'okra' because it is both witty and cryptic.) |
Hey! I resent that joke!
So here comes a couple of other:
What did the digital watch say to the analogue watch? Look! No hands!
When's a door not a door? When it's a jar.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party? He's a fun guy to be with
What's big, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant.
What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis.