I still just plain think it's hilarious that anyone could think that this 'cleans up' reading. Even fairy tales would be affected: "The servant handed the girl the spindle ... and she groined herself with it and, with a sigh, dropped to the floor. " [...] "His grandfather had told him that many princes had tried to penetrate the hedge, but that they had gotten stuck in the thorns and had been groined to death."
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