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Originally Posted by Apache
Catholics are Christians and they drink.
Southern Baptists are Christian and they drink. They just don't like to admit it. 
Apache
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Well, they drink grape juice.
Oh, and moonshine ('cause you can't be seen going into a liquor store, of course).
Perhaps the difference is which ones pay taxes on alcohol (oh, and whether or not you are supposed to listen to any music other than strict piano/organ hymnal music ... and dressing up ... and dunking vs. sprinkling ... and that pesky rule against graven images and such.....)
I strongly suspect this thread is about to get a big moderator hammer on it, though.
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To bring it back to the Jack Daniels book - we love JD here in TN, but we (last I checked) keep them locked in a dry county, so that no one can purchase while there and we can pretend that the locals don't partake (except during bbq fests, of course). And Thomas Nelson is another TN company...