Has someone run a Bible through this? "Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater darnation." "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be darned."
"A jerk shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD" "But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye jerks, and not sons. "
"And I have oxen, and butts, flocks, and menservants, and womenservants: and I have sent to tell my lord, that I may find grace in thy sight. " "s soon as the morning was light, the men were sent away, they and their butts."
" The wicked shall be turned into heck, and all the nations that forget God. "
And the whole New Testament is going to be all... "Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord geez, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of geez from the dead, "
And then there's: "But if ye will not drive out the inhabitants of the land from before you; then it shall come to pass, that those which ye let remain of them shall be groins in your eyes, and thorns in your sides, and shall vex you in the land wherein ye dwell. " and "And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the groins. "
(Wordlist from
http://www.romancenovelnews.com/joom...ence&Itemid=53. Which also notes: "Interestingly, the following words are not considered profane: squirt, spurt, orgasm, goddamnit, horniness, semen, suck, condom, manhood, clit, nipple, Good Lord, God, erotic, half-assed, naked, sensual and sexual. ".)