The appropriate thing for concerned parents to do would be to have the Clean Hear app implanted directly into their child's brain. That way; books, movies, music, conversation, what have you ... the app intercepts the inappropriate word before it can be perceived by the child, and an apppropriate substitution can be made at that time. Bada bing bada boom.
Even when parents "mess" up and drop a few "m"-bombs of their own, they can take comfort in the knowledge that little Johnny will never have to suffer the shock of hearing his parents (or anyone) curse. Ever. Heck, you could let the merchant marines babysit him with complete peace of mind.
Then of course there's the Clean See add-on module--guaranteed to blur all exposed naughty bits in real-time.
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