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Originally Posted by ravenne
I´ve never heard of Zany Carter, so couldn´t happen to me.
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Woohoo! Another
Zany Carter virgin!
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Or is it an ingredient you also find in Glögg? I´ve got a bad headache today though...
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Zany Carter is not something you find in something; it's something you find in someone. It is a "beverage", though even the smallest "nose" of it is as comparable to a light shandy as a firehose-fed, LSD-and-capsaicin enema is to a couple of kiddy-aspirin.
It is gradually being developed by Montsmags Enterprises into a few new varieties (such as the
Zany Carter Glögg still under development - the Glögg will perhaps soften the effects, for beginners), but it started with the
Zany Carter Deluxe, especially developed as the drink-of-honour of my Parties (your next question will likely be about the "Parties"...that question is a doozy, and others may prefer to elaborate). There is currently only one other variety available, created in honor of the most noble and most beautiful Patricia, and is, naturally, called the Z
any Carter Patricia (and, of course, it contains light-sucking levels of chocolate - quite popular it is too).
It's probably fair to say that, aside from Adrian, pshrynk is the most experienced and conditioned imbiber of the Zany Carter. The hangunder condition he describes should be taken as the words of half-remembered, hard-drinkin' experience. If I didn't already know him to be as nutty as a bull's ball-sack, I'd be somewhat suspicious of his mental stability. (I'm missing you already, pshrynk
~sniff~). I wouldn't encourage such behaviour by any normal human, though fortunately there are so few of them around.
Some might say the correct response to my offer, "Can I get you a drink?" is "RUN! RUN LIKE YOUR SANITY DEPENDED ON IT!". Those people are quitters. You should ignore them.
Can I get you drink?
Cheers,
The Barman