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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Anyone seen adrian around here? Preferably the Bloody Mad version? We kinda need something to shore up the defenses against DixieGal's Evil Off Meds Incarnation.
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~ahem~ As an employee of Montsnmags Enterprises, Adrian should not be counted on. It is part of his Employment Agreement that he always deal from all eleventy sides of the deck. Besides, he's in love.
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
she seduces the Defenestrative Gibbon, promising to make it her consort if it brings its fearsome war machines to heck with her as they stride hand-in-hand across the corpses of armies, basking in the pall of doom that preceeds them, howling triumphant rage at all who presume to oppose them...
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The long-armed lanky lad is already holding your hand, and wishing he
did buy you that bouquet of
titan arum to match the pall that trails behind you. Your destructive wish is his delight, and he looks forward to fanning the flames of heck with thee before sending the universe into an anti-matter blaze of afrayed superstrings. Also, he bought icecream.
Yours neutrally,
The Observer