Just finished
What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats by Jack Handey. It was quite enjoyable. Jack Handey has a very off-center approach to comedy.
Some tidbits:
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I had never eaten dog before, and I didn’t intend to start now. “Just give me some more of the copilot,” I said, extending my plate.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”
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And one of his favorite "Deep Thoughts":
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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