[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Second volley of Comfy Chair and cushions, launched SIR.

Ninja squirrel MIRV warhead assult continuing, SIR.

Approximately 40% of ninja squirrel MIRV warheads consumed, SIR!

Despite Geneva Convention, should I prepare for use of SHUM warheads, SIR?

Do not launch SHUMS until the ninja squirrels have had time to digest. (... laughs at foolish trebuchet unit because they are putting their military plans out there on the net, similar to how the US handles its wars in the Middle East, splashes might foot into Lake Geneva and flooding the region, making all of the Convention paperwork ink to run and become unreadable, flicks a plague of boogers at Brussels just for good measure, strides across the ruined land, turns a baleful eye upon the trebuchet...)