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Originally Posted by Stitchawl
OK... a multi-parter!
1. How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
(I'm looking for a number here, not a meteorological phenomenon.)
2. Who wrote the Book of Love?
3. What would have happened if Charlie Brown called the English teacher 'Sir?'
4. What if the Starland Vocal Band worked the afternoon shift?
5. What if Janis Joplin wanted a vette,instead of a Mercedes Benz?
One point for each correct answer. One half point for the DSM-4 citation for it.
Should you or any of your team be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
Stitchawl
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1. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
2. The Monotones?
3. He'd be accused of gender dysmorphia?
4. Evening Delight?
5. She wouldn't be making amends. Or friends.