I finally gave up and just paid Amazon to remove special offers, BUT I STILL GET THIS STUPID THING:
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I tried the subscribe, unsubscribe again trick, but every time I connect to my school wifi or my PW restarts (which it does often, due to crashes), I get this page, and I have to go through the process again.
I want to have the screensavers hack running, but it doesn't have priority over Special Offers. I know this is because the makers didn't want to anger Amazon, but it still annoys me that there isn't some way to solve this problem.

Does anyone have a PERMANENT fix to this, or a hack with priority?
Proof I'm not just trying to cheat the system: