I started on a journey about a year ago
to a little town called Morrow in the State of Ohio.
I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know
that Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.
So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
for tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed.
Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return
no later than tomorrow for I haven't time to burn."
Said he to me, "Now let me see if I have heard you right.
You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night.
You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today
for the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way.
If you had gone to Morrow yesterday now don't you see,
you could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three
For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right,
today it goes to Morrow and returns tomorrow night."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp88oumRQvs )
It does get confusing... In 1642, Georgeana, Massachusetts became the first incorporated city in the United States. However, today we know this city as York, Maine. Go figure...
Good morning, everyone. Another peaceful Sunday morning in the Land of Smiles. I've got a big mug of East India Company's "Royal Breakfast" tea in my mug, and a relaxing day planned. Time to visit some appliance shops and find a refrigerator. Not the most exciting day, but probably better than trying to get to Morrow today if we want to be back tonight...
Stitchawl