[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I believe the adjective "average" was used in conjuction with gibbon. Nobody here would ever accuse Adrian of being average.....

What he said!

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Maroon it was...

I distinctly remember a few "ultramaroons" also!

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Adrian says, "Apology accepted" to you both (Yeah, I know, you don't have anything to apologise for, and nor did you apologise anyway...but, well, I find it's best just to nod your head and smile and stay, as you say, NatCh, out of his arms' reach.).

He still wants that date though, DixieGal. He says he'll bring flowers (usually some lovely orchids, though you might want to check at the door, because there was this time once, early on when he hadn't caught up with all the nuances of the concept, when he bought a bouquet of Titan arum to a lady...).

Cheers,
Marc

What's a Titan arum? After googling a few unknown terms from MR on my work computer, I've learned not to.

Originally Posted by RickyMaveety

Or a version of it anyway. Such as "Never say anything unkind about a gibbon named Adrian, unless you want unkind things said about you, at your funeral, after a gibbon named Adrian has ripped you limb from limb."

Gimme a big showy funeral, lots of flowers that all smell cloyish, enough sappy music to leave every eye in the parlor moist, and many eulogizers who break down into fits of weeping midway through the eulogy. Then snap off my head and blast it into geosynchronous orbit so that I can always be "watching over you."