The current weather here can only be described as 'pants' (the British kind, not the US - think dodgy y-fronts that used to be white)
The time is 'too early to be at work'.
Have the day off tomorrow though so will try not to complain too much since there will be many worse off than I am, and it's that time of year blah blah blah.
(just random avatarity coz I felt like it)