Some puns from the 2015 UK Pun Championship
I was in hospital last week. I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said “suture self”
Growing up on a farm, my dad was always telling me to use the indoor toilet. But I preferred to go against the grain
In Iran, everyone’s scared of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia.
Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He’d herd it through the grapevine
My kids can’t access videos of twerking on our home PC: we’ve got Norton Anti-Cyrus
(See
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...postcount=2892 for some video from the contest)