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Scene: A lonely desert island. In the far background, the remains of an aircraft or boat are visible. One of two survivors, his clothes torn and tattered, sits forlornly on the beach, his head in his hand, clearly bored to tears. The other survivor, sitting next to him and looking similarly tattered, is happy as a clam reading an e-book on a reader.
Caption: "Survival kit."
Alternate caption: "Recommended by crash survivors everywhere."
(I'll take 30% of the gross.)
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