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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Curses! I like my chocolate bars to be rectangular.
I wish my ironing would not glare at me reproachfully when I get home.
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Granted, it is, instead, organized by a couple of smart wool socks, who get them to go on strike and you end up trying to explain to your neighbors why there is a picket line of your underwear and suspenders walking around in front of your building, carrying signs that say, "Unfair!" and "Free Our Crotches!"
I wish I could get that image out of my head.