Originally Posted by Steve Jordan
Scene: Courtroom. As a man is summoned to the witness chair, the Bailiff realizes he can't find the Bible to swear him in. Thinking quickly, the witness calls up a copy of the King James Bible on his reader, and shows it to the judge, who nods approvingly. The man is sworn in with his right hand on his reader.
Ending voiceover: "If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for anyone."
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