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Steven Lyle Jordan · 12-09-2008, 06:10 PM

Scene: Courtroom. As a man is summoned to the witness chair, the Bailiff realizes he can't find the Bible to swear him in. Thinking quickly, the witness calls up a copy of the King James Bible on his reader, and shows it to the judge, who nods approvingly. The man is sworn in with his hand on his reader.

Ending voiceover: "If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for anyone."

Bonus: Camera pulls back and pans down, to find paper Bible supporting the broken leg of a lawyer's chair...

12-09-2008, 06:10 PM	#55
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	Scene: Courtroom. As a man is summoned to the witness chair, the Bailiff realizes he can't find the Bible to swear him in. Thinking quickly, the witness calls up a copy of the King James Bible on his reader, and shows it to the judge, who nods approvingly. The man is sworn in with his hand on his reader. Ending voiceover: "If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for anyone." Bonus: Camera pulls back and pans down, to find paper Bible supporting the broken leg of a lawyer's chair... Last edited by Steven Lyle Jordan; 12-09-2008 at 06:16 PM.