All right, that's enough. Did you kids forget

is making his list and checking it twice? He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Instead of Fictionwise gift certificates, I'm seeing lots of stockings full of coal here!
Diogene: I hope your problem with your Bebook gets fixed quickly. I feel certain that a fix will be available soon, if not from the company, then probably from some of our wonderful MobileRead members who are very talented and enjoy a challenge. Just try to be patient, because nothing ever happens exactly when we need it, right?
Everyone Else: Stop being grinches, please. Diogene has a real problem, but he didn't communicate it respectfully. That's OK, we all have moods. But there clearly is a problem with the Bebook upgrade that needs to be addressed. Poking at it is not solving the underlying issue of an e-device problem, which is detrimental to all of our concerns about promoting the usefullness of ebooks.
Now, which of

's helpers can figure out what is wrong with the firmware upgrade and supply a fix before this problem wipes out other members' readers as well?