Originally Posted by TechniSol
"Just curious, did the relatives and dog discharge as well?"
Firstly, there are some things in this life which I will be glad to simply assume based on a more than passing knowledge of biology, without need for supporting evidence, and act quite blissfully ignorant of whenever allowed the privilege as befits my public persona of typically uninformed, unthinking, unfeeling beast and foolish male.(possibly not my own words, but largely apropos for my public persona...)
I put this in the same category as the mythical absence of female flatulence, or need to eat more than the occasional salad, or as follows ever eliminate... In this same category one finds the "common knowledge" that no man ever requires directions, or female advice, and notions that "all men are created equal" -in all it's various permutations ranging from intelligence, to attitude, ability, wit, wealth and, of course, creativity, dimensions and ability concerning wedding tackle, and the possible uses thereof... (Before a certain group feels the need to point out that it should, in this day and age, be all persons that are created equal, please ask yourselves just why you'd like to downgrade just to be considered equal?)
Secondly, not to put too fine a point on it, but, we are discussing "discharge cycles", and to my knowledge none suffer from Toxic Shock Syndrome or the like.
Thirdly, how their car batteries all came to be discharged on the same day is a mystery. (obfuscation merely for the twist)
Lastly, where the dog got her license I cannot fathom!(she does have one...) However, she is good natured, and never seems to mind when they refer to her as a bitch, deservedly or not. I consider her a shining example and/or a possible saboteur as she may too have both public and private personae. Go figure!
(The truly scary part concerning all the above is that contrary to possible belief, I am completely free of the influence of any mind altering substance or drug... unless you count Diet A&W Creme Soda -may have to look into that.)
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