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Foreverbacklog · 01-13-2015, 07:33 AM

I was expecting this reaction. Really sorry I stepped on your ever wounded ego of creator, constantly assaulted with stupid, insignificant requests, who, after all, does it for free and invests his precious time (no time to finish basic features, like viewing experience in a... viewer, tho, that would be crazy), and therefore above of even the lightest criticism, and unresponsive to humor. It doesn't matter that there was a post asking for this insignificant font thing 2 years ago -- written politely, I must say, and politely ignored it stands. So in my infinite foolishness I decided to add some pepper to my request, to be noticed, see. I was wrong, oh Creator.
My plea I should have written in nasal lick-spittle tone: Oh pweese, Demierge, hear me words! Your virtual contraption is magniphhisscent, towering over any criticism and suggestions of the unworthy! Your Binary Majesty surely is too visionary to be dragged down by menial, repetitive tasks like polishing and making things pleasing to the eye, ye is constantly in search of new ideas, constantly expanding horizon of user experience with more and more and more and more features! Sorry I ever dared to ask ye to digress from your communion with muse of invention, and dip yourself into boredom of finishing morally outdated features, like book reader in a book management programm! Truly, who would even view books in a viewer!? Who would want their fonts smoothed in 2015?! Only ideological enemies of your Grand Design and Windows 98 haters! I hope ye will not cave in to this subpixel fancy of theirs and add browser and music player functionality instead, so us, worthless recipients of your algorithmic glory, would not have to leave your software haven for dirty decaying bloatware that is everything not made by you! Perhaps, CalibreOS, to preserve us from this third-party blight? Oh! I dare not to TELL ye what to do, majesty, no-no, I'm leaving.

There, I hope I appeased you, and quenched your wrath. Mayhaps, in a couple of years...

01-13-2015, 07:33 AM	#3
Foreverbacklog Banned Posts: 2 Karma: 10 Join Date: Jan 2015 Device: Dindle: special edition	I was expecting this reaction. Really sorry I stepped on your ever wounded ego of creator, constantly assaulted with stupid, insignificant requests, who, after all, does it for free and invests his precious time (no time to finish basic features, like viewing experience in a... viewer, tho, that would be crazy), and therefore above of even the lightest criticism, and unresponsive to humor. It doesn't matter that there was a post asking for this insignificant font thing 2 years ago -- written politely, I must say, and politely ignored it stands. So in my infinite foolishness I decided to add some pepper to my request, to be noticed, see. I was wrong, oh Creator. My plea I should have written in nasal lick-spittle tone: Oh pweese, Demierge, hear me words! Your virtual contraption is magniphhisscent, towering over any criticism and suggestions of the unworthy! Your Binary Majesty surely is too visionary to be dragged down by menial, repetitive tasks like polishing and making things pleasing to the eye, ye is constantly in search of new ideas, constantly expanding horizon of user experience with more and more and more and more features! Sorry I ever dared to ask ye to digress from your communion with muse of invention, and dip yourself into boredom of finishing morally outdated features, like book reader in a book management programm! Truly, who would even view books in a viewer!? Who would want their fonts smoothed in 2015?! Only ideological enemies of your Grand Design and Windows 98 haters! I hope ye will not cave in to this subpixel fancy of theirs and add browser and music player functionality instead, so us, worthless recipients of your algorithmic glory, would not have to leave your software haven for dirty decaying bloatware that is everything not made by you! Perhaps, CalibreOS, to preserve us from this third-party blight? Oh! I dare not to TELL ye what to do, majesty, no-no, I'm leaving. There, I hope I appeased you, and quenched your wrath. Mayhaps, in a couple of years...