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Old 01-10-2015, 11:02 PM   #8351
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To remember the good old days, Grandpa and Grandma decided to visit the school they were going to when they were young.

After seeing with satisfaction their old desks, the blackboard, and the playing ground --which surprisingly seemed smaller--, they went back home.

On their way, a truck turning a corner dropped a bag on the sidewalk.

Grandma picked it up and found tens of thousands of dollars in it! She immediately claimed "What is lost, is mine" and against Grandpa's advice hid it in the attic.

Sure enough, a week later the police showed up investigating people on the street. They questioned Grandma and she said she had not seen anything suspicious. But as they asked Grandpa, full of remorse, he said "Grandma is lying, she bagged the money and hid it in the attic".

Ah! Interesting said the first policeman to his colleague whe need to question this couple further.

"Hey, why don't you tell us in detail what happened" said the officer.

"It all started as we were coming back from school" replied Grandpa.

Grandma still had a smile on her face as the policemen rapidly left.
This one's a repeat too...

The last one ended with the cops saying something like: "We're outta here..."

Brings a chuckle every time though...

:thumsup:

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