@eschwartz: Because I'm currently dealing^Wplaying with a Kobo H2O, and I need to vent without hurting anyone's feelings ;p. (Short version: Actually owning one hasn't endeared me much to Kobo devices. So, yeah, the grass isn't terribly greener on the other side

.).
Let's blame that on Amazon still not having released the Voyage in France

. That'll make me feel better ^^.