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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
"Ladies and gentlemen, you are all highly valued assets and you are everything that makes this company what it is. Today, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we're giving all employees an immediate 3.4% salary raise. Congratulations! The bad news is that we can no longer afford to have any employees. Please pick up your Snickers bar on the way out."
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And, don't forget to pay the laddy at the door!!
