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Old 12-05-2008, 08:09 AM   #1908
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Knocking off for the day as I just finished an Economic Price Adjustment request for a client. Average salary change for the past 12 months was 3.4%.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you are all highly valued assets and you are everything that makes this company what it is. Today, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we're giving all employees an immediate 3.4% salary raise. Congratulations! The bad news is that we can no longer afford to have any employees. Please pick up your Snickers bar on the way out."
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