I am NOT writing a briefing for Santa Claus, īcause I donīt have a clue how to do it this year.
Santa Claus will visit us next Saturday. The whole family will be there including 5 children.
This is how it works (same procedure as every year): All parents have already sent me the texts for their children - sometimes only catchwords - and Iīll put them together to one big "Santa-Briefing" that contains all information he needs to talk to the children.
Now here are some of this yearīs catchwords:
"MUST (underlined twice) get rid of soother -> Santa shall take it"
Pardon me???!!! That poor little girl would probably get a Santaphobia if I really let Santa Claus take her soother away!
"No more chocolate for P."
Santa will have some chocolate in his bag to spread around. So how can I let him say "No more chocolate" without him appearing schizophrenic?
"Must get hair cut"
Same problem as above. Santa would never blame boys with long hair since heīs one of them!
"Must not cut guinea pigīs hair"
Another haircut problem. For this we might not need Santa but a psychiatrist.
And so it goes one. You see, a Santa-Briefing is a difficult thing to do. I keep trying
