I have a younger cousin who's having a hard time during college this year and he was singing the 12 days of Christmas (of a college student) to us as a joke. I don't remember the details (the last three were morbid and were running along the lines of a failing grade). I like it so much I'm still to ask him the actual lyrics (I think it was spontaneously done).
Nevertheless I found something that does a parody in the internet,
On the twelfth day of finals
My professor gave to me:
Twelve pencils breaking
Eleven study snacks
Ten review sessions
Nine-hours of social isolation
Eight cups-of-coffee
Seven tests-for-taking
Six chapters-for-reviewing
Five take-home essays
Four concerned friends
Three mental breakdowns
Two tension headaches
And one hour of sleep
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