|
I seem to get really weird stuff stuck in my head. Last night it was the version my husband learned when he was a kid, not the version I learned.
Husband's version
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal
My version
Beans, beans, good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal
I think my husband had a deprived childhood. What version did you learn?
|