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Originally Posted by montsnmags
When I was about 9 years old, my two older brothers stuck me in a front-loading washing machine and turned it on while they went for a half-hour swim. We lived on a RAAF base and there were banks of open-fronted, angle-barrelled washing machines for the airmen to use in an open building next to the common pool. That day I discovered that you cannot reach the control switches for such a washing machine from inside of it while being spun end-over-end, no matter how much you one-armed-hanging-out flail-about-randomly. "Chaos theory" and "fuzzy logic" be damned - the universe has a plan and it hates you. 
Cheers,
Marc (Ahh, the warm comfort and hilarity of childhood memory...[ wipes tear from eye]) |
Gee, I don't even know your two older brothers, and yet I already don't like them. Or, I don't like what they were. I hope they've changed.