*chicken carefully aims the ACME 'Rid-A-Lizard' Ray*
*chicken mournfully sips a wee drop of Guinness left in the emptied bottle*
*chicken pulls the trigger*
KABOOM!!!!!
*chicken sweeps up scattered lizard scales & courteously deposits them in the trash bin*
*chicken finds a new bottle of Guinness in the Wiggles' lab frig*
POP! *sip*
*chicken toasts the departure of a pesky abstemious lizard*
WIN!