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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
Fortunately, I am prepared for just such a situation. I put on a protective coating of bite-protective lotion, containing powder from carolina reaper (considered to be the hottest pepper in existence, it's at least six time hotter than a habenero pepper). A mosquito tried to bite me and it burst into flame. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale#Peppers |
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Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife
Did you just call Red a mosquito?  |
Sol's story did remind me of a Firefly Minion. I wonder where he went?
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
No, I didn't. Red Phoenix has no relation to a mosquito, other than both being flying creatures. Last I saw of the mosquito, it flew (screaming "HOT! HOT! HOT!" in mosquito language) into a keg of Guinness and drank over three quarters of it.
I win.
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Looks like Pooh has some competition for Guinness.